Landshark007
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Post by Landshark007 on Feb 26, 2018 21:18:01 GMT -5
Why do black people get so tall? They're knee-grows Note:no racism was involved in this joke,if it offends you I'm sure my trump bumper sticker does as well I think I peed a little lol that's funny
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Landshark007
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Post by Landshark007 on May 18, 2018 0:05:33 GMT -5
Why do black people get so tall? They're knee-grows Note:no racism was involved in this joke,if it offends you I'm sure my trump bumper sticker does as well A couple years ago there was two black men at my neighbors house I walk in an said hay buddy you being robbed they just looked at me for a bit then we started talking A little later one said where does everyone hang out around here I said usually from the oak tree across the street they laughed and told me I wasn't right Lol
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Post by corbs247 on Jul 22, 2018 15:03:25 GMT -5
Why are you looking here for jokes it's in your hand every time you piss D***************mn!
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Post by chiefnavajo91 on Aug 20, 2018 5:57:12 GMT -5
High school kid:So tell me. If i really really really cleaned my dick. Like made it super clean, would you put it in your mouth?
Middle school kid: Hell no!
High school kid: So youre a dirty not nice guy huh?
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Post by space saver on Sept 24, 2018 14:37:31 GMT -5
They finally released the ingredients in Viagra! 3% Vitamin E, 2% Aspirin, 2% Ibuprofen, 1% Vitamin C, 5% Spray Starch, 87% Fix-A-Flat.
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Post by space saver on Sept 24, 2018 14:47:04 GMT -5
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
> > Boy: "Dark in here."
> > Man: "Yes it is."
> > Boy: "I have a baseball."
> > Man: "That's nice."
> > Boy: "Want to buy it?"
> > Man: "No, thanks."
> > Boy: "My dad's outside."
> > Man: "OK, how much?"
> > Boy: "$250."
> > In the next few weeks, it happens again, the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
> > Boy: "Dark in here."
> > Man: "Yes, it is."
> > Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
> > Man: "How much?"
> > Boy: "$750."
> > Man: "Fine."
> A few days later, the father says to > the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and > toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I > sold them." The father asks, "How much did you > sell them for?" The son says,"$1,000." The > father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your > friends like that. That is way more than those two things > cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you > confess." They go to church and the father alerts the > priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth > and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh!t again."
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Post by demoboy333 on Oct 22, 2018 20:14:40 GMT -5
-What's the number one pick up line in Gay bar?
Can I push in your stool.
-If sex is a pain in the ass your doing it wrong.
-If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.
-Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?
-I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
-Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
-What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Post by ganggreen10 on Nov 17, 2018 20:57:47 GMT -5
Why is the buck mad at his wife? Cause she went to Vegas and blew 50 bucks.
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Post by ganggreen10 on Jan 4, 2019 6:23:06 GMT -5
There is an all female towing starting up in our town. Calling it Camel Towing.
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Post by ganggreen10 on Jan 8, 2019 9:59:57 GMT -5
A bird that delivers babies is called a stork. I bird that prevents babies is called a swallow.
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Post by ganggreen10 on Jan 11, 2019 10:05:43 GMT -5
Wow just heard Trump has all the supplies to build the wall. Hell we all new that, when he got elected 60 million Democrats shit a brick!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 10:07:03 GMT -5
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he had insisted that his son a renowned surgeon performed the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. Yes dad what is it. Son don’t be nervous just do your best and if the surgery doesn’t go well and I don’t make it just remember your mother is going too come and live with you and your wife.
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Post by ganggreen10 on Jul 11, 2019 5:25:14 GMT -5
What do you call a fish with 2 knees? A tunee fish. Compliments from my 11 year old daughter.
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Landshark007
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Post by Landshark007 on Jul 12, 2019 7:50:21 GMT -5
Two cannibals eating a clown one looks at the other and said does this taste funny to you
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Landshark007
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Post by Landshark007 on Nov 20, 2019 22:18:06 GMT -5
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