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Post by skunk on Nov 8, 2017 8:00:12 GMT -5
Man stumbles into the ice cream shop on crutches for a tasty treat on a hot day.... Banana split please. No problem, hot out isn't it? Yes sir. Whipped cream? Yep. Cherry? Sure. Crushed nuts? Nope. Broke my leg.
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skunk
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Post by skunk on Nov 9, 2017 11:41:14 GMT -5
Although I have not exactly crushed my nuts, they have been hammered quite severely. Not saying my situation is in any way equal to yours as I would never try to imply that I fully understand your circumstance. Hell, some of my best friends have crushed their nuts.........
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chi
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Post by chi on Nov 9, 2017 12:31:37 GMT -5
How many feminists did it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question,feminists cant change anything
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Post by corbs247 on Dec 3, 2017 22:31:53 GMT -5
A priest is walking down the street when he sees a kid playing with a bottle of acid. Knowing acid is dangerous, the priest thinks to himself that he will trade the kid his holy water for the acid. So he walks up to the kid and says, "I'll trade you my holy water for that bottle of acid." The kid says "What can your holy water do that my acid can't?" The priest, "Well, I poured some on a mother this morning, and she passed a baby this afternoon." The kid says "That's nothing, I poured some of this on a cats @$$ and it passed a motorcycle in 4 seconds"
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Post by kcstar4 on Dec 7, 2017 12:06:42 GMT -5
Read fast I am sofa king we Todd did
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Post by STROMI 121 on Dec 25, 2017 21:38:58 GMT -5
There is a Muslim talking to a Christian. Christian says hey man did you hear about 911? Muslim says, yeah man we lost 12 good men.
Shirley that crosses some sort of boundaries.
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Post by C4 on Dec 26, 2017 13:23:07 GMT -5
There is a Muslim talking to a Christian. Christian says hey man did you hear about 911? Muslim says, yeah man we lost 12 good men. Shirley that crosses some sort of boundaries. Yeah it does.....don't call me Shirley.
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chi
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Post by chi on Dec 26, 2017 22:04:01 GMT -5
The joke is not what's on your screen,it's what lies behind your zipper
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Post by STROMI 121 on Jan 20, 2018 18:15:37 GMT -5
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Post by C4 on Jan 20, 2018 20:42:41 GMT -5
^^^^^Met a couple of those.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2018 22:25:37 GMT -5
#MeToo
The older generation should get it.
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Post by Junkyarddog84 on Jan 27, 2018 0:02:22 GMT -5
Heres one i heard in grade school..I once knew a hermit named Dave, he kept a dead hooker in his Cave, she shriveled and Shrunk and man she Stunk, but look at all the money he Saved!
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Post by derrbyman96 on Feb 7, 2018 16:22:24 GMT -5
A Pirate walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. A man notices the pirate has a steering wheel in his lap and asks he "Whats up with the wheel?" and the Pirate says" Ahrrr...its driving me nuts"
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Post by C4 on Feb 9, 2018 18:44:53 GMT -5
With a good chunk of my pre American heritage being Israeli, I don't even feel bad about this one.
Jewish dilemma: free pork.
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chi
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Post by chi on Feb 15, 2018 1:16:11 GMT -5
Why do black people get so tall? They're knee-grows Note:no racism was involved in this joke,if it offends you I'm sure my trump bumper sticker does as well
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