Landshark007
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Post by Landshark007 on Sept 12, 2018 7:46:47 GMT -5
I could volunteer the old lady on her broom. Maybe it will fly her somewhere she’s never been...... like the kitchen I hope your wife don't see this you might be eating TV dinners lol
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DTOM101
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Post by DTOM101 on Sept 12, 2018 15:18:26 GMT -5
Lol she wouldn’t expect anything less from me . I say at least I’m consistent . Besides I think she keeps her phone in airplane mode as she’s flying around on her broom so I should be ok . I told her yesterday I was putting a removable steering wheel in my truck so when she bitches about my driving I can take it off an hand it to her to take over .
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Post by space saver on Sept 12, 2018 15:41:40 GMT -5
Baby nader’ via landshark, we were saying that someone should jump in one, who’s in? im 15 almost 16... im dumb enough to...
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Landshark007
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Post by Landshark007 on Sept 12, 2018 17:40:46 GMT -5
I'm 51 an I be in
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Punisher 66J
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Post by Punisher 66J on Sept 30, 2018 20:53:21 GMT -5
I don't know where to start. I work in a prison and I couldn't tell you all the shit that goes on in here. One of my many stories is of a guy selling himself for a honey bun. YES one honey bun which cost less than 2 bucks off commissary. SO he takes the D for the honey bun, well dude didn't pay. So he gave up the booty got mad and then told so they both went to lock up....
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Landshark007
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Post by Landshark007 on Sept 30, 2018 21:04:21 GMT -5
Never would have taken you for a CO
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Post by Luke Wells on Sept 30, 2018 21:04:22 GMT -5
I don't know where to start. I work in a prison and I couldn't tell you all the shoot that goes on in here. One of my many stories is of a guy selling himself for a honey bun. YES one honey bun which cost less than 2 bucks off commissary. SO he takes the D for the honey bun, well dude didn't pay. So he gave up the booty got mad and then told so they both went to lock up.... That's disgusting, but not the 1st time I've heard such things. Buddy at a juvenile detention center told me something similar happened there except instead of honey buns it was packets of peanut butter.
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Punisher 66J
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Post by Punisher 66J on Sept 30, 2018 21:10:25 GMT -5
Never would have taken you for a CO Why is that?
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Punisher 66J
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Post by Punisher 66J on Sept 30, 2018 21:12:11 GMT -5
I don't know where to start. I work in a prison and I couldn't tell you all the shoot that goes on in here. One of my many stories is of a guy selling himself for a honey bun. YES one honey bun which cost less than 2 bucks off commissary. SO he takes the D for the honey bun, well dude didn't pay. So he gave up the booty got mad and then told so they both went to lock up.... That's disgusting, but not the 1st time I've heard such things. Buddy at a juvenile detention center told me something similar happened there except instead of honey buns it was packets of peanut butter. Happens way more than we even know LOL. I have seen some super crazy stuff. We had a guy that couldn't get his cell mates to have sex with him so he shoved a pop bottle up there flat side first. His cell mates had us come get him or they were going to beat him up. All you could see was the cap.
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Landshark007
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Post by Landshark007 on Sept 30, 2018 21:14:54 GMT -5
Cars N COs don't seem to go together lol
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Post by Punisher 66J on Sept 30, 2018 21:21:28 GMT -5
Cars N COs don't seem to go together lol You'd be surprised. Lots of my friends have old iron. I myself drag race, figure 8, and derby. Been working on cars since I was a baby. I grew up going to car shows. I originally went to college for auto body mechanics but it didn't pay enough around me so I changed careers.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2018 17:04:07 GMT -5
Sometimes I poop and whipe,and there’s nothin there...I think that’s pretty strange
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hicks66
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Post by hicks66 on Oct 1, 2018 19:27:24 GMT -5
Why is it you can pee and not poop but you can't poop and not pee!
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Post by Luke Wells on Oct 1, 2018 20:03:21 GMT -5
Sometimes I poop and whipe,and there’s nothin there...I think that’s pretty strange Those are the best. We use a NASCAR term for them... the splash and go.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2018 6:53:37 GMT -5
Lmao 😂
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